February 2012
199 posts
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
also also
zorabet:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
also “lol”
mindizmyspear:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum:
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Logaine, The Arch Demon, Saren, Templar Meredith, Brood Mother, Flemith The Witch of the Wilds, A super mutant, A feral ghoul, A random vorcha…
Ke$ha
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Watchmakkiee:
Head To Toe: Adam Lambert Doesn’t Compromise Style On A Busy Day
omggg, looking so hot (and cute at the same time ^^) i cant even
Soooo, he should do one of these every day when he gets dressed :3
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Social Phobia Inventory (SPIN) →
Your score was 45.
Scores in the 41 - 50 range indicate severe Social Anxiety.
Yep.
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twelvefootmountaintroll:
The homosexual lifestyle: Lying in bed all day watching TV and crying over fictional characters.
