December 2011
40 posts
this explains everything
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
“Consider the dystopia: a world where polite society has vanished, where you have...”
– The spectacular Patrick Ness reviewing Ship Breaker for The Guardian. (via thebookishdark)
You know it's a shitty day when
it starts off the night before, being so sad that you sleep in your clothes, waking up and getting mad and ranting on twitter (and unfollowing a bunch of people)then crawling back into bed still sad and wanting to hide, getting up and having one of those think too much showers where you cry four times for no known reason, nearly falling asleep at the kitchen table after eating breakfast but not...
Rob Delaney: Is female pubic hair slowly going... →
iheartchaos:
Partly due to influences like porn, slimmer bikinis and changing sexual attitudes, it seems that more and more women are opting to go for the completely smooth hairless look downstairs. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, as dresses and swimsuits became smaller, women…
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Rob Delaney: TITLES CONSIDERED for MISSION... →
robdelaney:
I’ll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I found a document at Paramount Pictures that lists the titles they considered for the new Mission Impossible film before settling on the excellent “Ghost Protocol.” Please repost in case they take it down from my site.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: LOAF…
Shalom, motherf*ckers
shitmystudentswrite:
Our house was a constant target for drive-by shootings and mazel tov cocktails.
So far, in response to my "gay rights movement"...
homotronic:
sixtyforty:
Thanks y’all.
Funny how the people who call you “Needlessly divisive” are usually the ones who are benefiting from the status quo.
